Abe's Oddysee

Sep 23
Sep 23
graphiteknight:

hobbitts:

art


I made a sequel.

graphiteknight:

hobbitts:

art

image

I made a sequel.

Sep 23
  • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
  • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
  • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
  • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
Sep 23

harusrod:

                      ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Stop trying to make people feel bad for liking things they like

                       ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Sep 23

lipstitches:

that one character that you’re like “do i love this character or am i this character?”

"and if i am this character, why hasn’t someone stopped me?”

Sep 23
Sep 23
tightpantstigelaar:

theabbottchronicles:

theabbottchronicles:

All Hail The Lizard King shirt (print and iphone case) now available at redbubble! Now you can show the world the true reptilian face of Tony Abbott!

Hey peeps don’t forget to do what Tony Abbott won’t and help out a poor arts major! A special thank you to anyone who buys a shirt or print (or a throw pillow because that’s apparently a choice. Whatever floats your boat or turns it back). You can select your preferred item by clicking the link and selecting whatever option you want. Shirts come in multiple colours! I worked really hard on this design for you peeps so I hope you enjoy!

We live in a world where you can buy a shirt that has tony abbott’s face on it with ‘all hail the lizard king’ as the caption. This is the world we live in. what a world.

tightpantstigelaar:

theabbottchronicles:

theabbottchronicles:

All Hail The Lizard King shirt (print and iphone case) now available at redbubble! Now you can show the world the true reptilian face of Tony Abbott!

Hey peeps don’t forget to do what Tony Abbott won’t and help out a poor arts major! A special thank you to anyone who buys a shirt or print (or a throw pillow because that’s apparently a choice. Whatever floats your boat or turns it back). You can select your preferred item by clicking the link and selecting whatever option you want. Shirts come in multiple colours! I worked really hard on this design for you peeps so I hope you enjoy!

We live in a world where you can buy a shirt that has tony abbott’s face on it with ‘all hail the lizard king’ as the caption. This is the world we live in. what a world.

Sep 22
Sep 22

prusshit:

image

same

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Sep 22

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists